I will remember that. I’ll start off!
A sick toddler asked his elephant for a fan missing the fire, then got aids..His mother was on a boat to find the cure, but she met an old pedophil named Arbert
Arbert took the child and skinned the potatoes till all the printers were gay,
Soon the sky turned an orange colour seeing the giant was done writting a poem , the giant then climbed the park bench to urinate on a hobos sail boat Before he could follow through he was stung by a butterfly and was infected with the black death.The butterfly turned into a Asian Prostitute because it stole the soul of Rufus the giant. The prostitute went to church and flicked the pope in the knee cap !Furiously the pope called his ninjas to kill the prostitute but seeing she was asian she was also a ninja. Then the most Epic Ninja showdown took place until only one man had the lemonade to feel the peel.The lemon peel bursed into a flame so green it blinded the last born baby in the rainbow lamp factoryThe factory owner was so disturbed he locked himself in his sex box at the foot of his phantom.The baby turneed demon and ripped apart an adoption center for squirrels under the influenceOf a sick fetus who survived his abortion and grew an old man fetus named Giles.
READ this story , it was written by a dead baby.
